Here's to...

I learned today that if you let what seems like an average cold go too long, it turns into pneumonia.

Yup. I got pneumonia.

The ironic part is that we planned a girls night out tomorrow, and this girl is forced to stay in. Are the gods conspiring against me? Uggh... 

Here's to 875mg of a horse pill to knock out this infection.

Here's to shortness of breath and feeling like every step is a chore.

Here's to a clogged ear that is collecting fluid and will not Valsalva.

Here's to lung lobe with fluid in it.

Here's to a hacking cough that sounds deadly.

Here's to a hubby far far away and no one to pamper Mom when I'm sick.

Here's to the shitty business of being sick...alone.

Bah Humbug and it ain't Christmas!